Well, I haven't posted a review in a long time, but on this one, I just had to. I don't know if people who reviewed the same product actually reviewed the same product as I, because my experience was unlike any of the reviews I've read... But I digress; allow me to continue:
Product: Joe's Jungle Berry Blend
Vendor: http://www.legalherbalshop.com Get it HERE!!
Look,taste, smell etc. in/out of the package (pre-use): Fluffy blend, similar in texture to Chillin XXX, smells fruity, and not as strong smelling as Chillin.
Method of Use (ingest, smoke etc.): Small pipe
Quantity Used in review: 3 small puffs (about the same as with chillin, and around what most reviewers have done).
Taste/Smell in use: Pleasant smell and taste, not harsh at all.
Feel first hit? (If applicable): a little, by #2, it was very noticeable.
Effects / Experience description: Okay, no joke; This is where my review is going to be a serious departure from the others I've read. My experience was radically different than those of others. I felt it creeping in by the 2nd puff. I debated taking that 3rd one, but I did anyway. Nothing could've prepared me for my evening. Maybe it's the fact that I just cleaned the ol' burner. Maybe it's the fact that I had been sick a few days prior, or maybe it's because I've been trying to cut back on cigarettes. My tolerance wasn't an issue though. About 10 minutes in, I was hit with the deepest, darkest, most ethnobotanical experience of my life. My perception of time and space was warped beyond imagination. I began to see the interconnectedness of things as never before; I could see that all that was said to me I knew in advance, and I then came to the realization that all things were moving into singularity, in other words, all things were the same, and interconnected; All roads converged into one point and a greeting could be the end of the world, or dare I say, rapture. there was no such thing as coincidence, because all things were the same; It was as if all that is, or ever was, had co-mingled. The best way I could describe it is to call it "the big bang in reverse", or the merging of all things into a singular thought or state of being. I was able to communicate very well with others, but you shouldn't be watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom on this (during the heart-ripping sacrifice scene, it messed with me bad). Dare I say I went to another level with this stuff, and it's a place I've dared to tread before, but only in certain settings, where the goal was to gain some arcane knowledge or to go on a deep, introspective vision quest. Expect some hardcore visuals, a major body buzz (and not all of it will feel good) and the almighty to be yelling in your face. the berry blend will make you humble, like the iron shiek, so you better be prepared, and make sure you take it a sip at a time, or you'll slip into another dimension unexpectedly, no BS! The experience lasted well over 3 hours. there was some discomfort initially (my head and stomach felt a bit odd), and there was some paranoia, contrary to what others have said, but there was also this feeling of a revelation from God. It was a very intense, spiritual, tribal vision quest that had, at it's peak, revealed to me the true nature of the universe and all things, even if only for a little while. I was not quite prepared for what I experienced, but honestly, it was mind blowing. I took it easy going into it, and many people here know I'm no lightweight, so take me seriously when I say, "Watch your ass with the Joe's Jungle Berry Blend, Show your respect to it, and never underestimate it!"
Duration: 3+ hours
Overall rating (hate-love etc.): Wow, I don't know... It was intense. Would be good in the right setting, with the right mindset, but I'm almost afraid to go there again; Glad I just got a 1 gram sample!
Would you use this product again?: Maybe on a shamanic retreat, or on a summer evening at the beach surrounded by friends, but for an everyday experience... I don't think so.
Additional Comments (if any): This is a serious blend; don't trust the reviews that are out there already; Only experienced psychonauts need apply here. I'm almost too afraid to try the mango madness; I got a sample of that as well. I read the reviews and said to myself, "gee sounds on par with chillin xxx" but guess what people, this will put you on friggin neptune, and leave you there. I'm still feeling a little buzz, and this experience was last night!!! I've never lied in a review... ever... and how would I rate this? how do you rate a conversation with God? because that's what I had last night! no joke! I will give it a big fat one... one being all... one being nothing... and that's about as close to a rating as I will give this blend. do not tread lightly with the jungle berry!!! Seriously, be careful with this one folks! it ain't no joke!
I just ordered from there I hope they're legit
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