Saturday, June 4, 2011

Joe's Jungle Berry Blend - Mango Madness!!

Product: Joe's Jungle Berry Blend Mango MAdNess V2



Vendor: www.legalherbalshop.com   You can find it if you click here

Look,taste, smell etc. in/out of the package (pre-use): fluffy green and red petals with a noticable white pwdery look and feel to it. it has been awhile since i lived anywhere i could get a fresh mango but i think it smells like MANGO!! very delicious smell...Made from a base of Coltsfoot, Damiana and Rose Petals Method of Use : TiBBonG(tm)

Quantity Used in review: 1 bowl about 200mg

Taste/Smell in use: smooth and Mangoy...fruity..very easy on the lungs, produced alot of dense smoke . was able to get 3 big hits off of the one bowl..tasted teh mango on exhale...my wife thought i was burning a piece of fruit..

Feel first hit? (If applicable): No, i took all 3 hits in fast and was done with whole bowl in about 2 mins...

Effects / Experience description: Oh man, ok i coulda done with just 2 hits i was completly Blazingly high by the time i stumbled out of my smoking room.. it felt like a full on Mary high, body and head completly surounded in a warm fuzzy blanket, everthing seemed to have an aura around it ..instead of coming up in waves it seemed to hit me all at once and hold me way high up ...Depression and body pain completely dissapeared and i felt a relaxed energy like i was floating above the ground...time distorted completely and i lost an hour + , i was majorly talkative and walked to my wifes office and talkedto her about Everything for Another hour, then put on my head phones and started walking ...the wind and sun , the birds, i felt and noticed everything like it was in me...at about the 2 and a half hour mark a started to slowly come down, i was still out walking so i pulled out my Small concert bat pipe that i had loaded up before going to my wifes office and took a tiny "in the bushes Hit" and Flew back Up, this is one of the few blends i can smoke without a water bong due to it's smoothness.. , i just kept walking , it felt so awesome to be outside with the sun on me...i had another time distortion and somehow got turned around towards home again..The Music in my ears sounded like it was wraping around me in waves..i could feel the bass in my bones...i stopped at the doughnut shop down the street from my house and discovered that i had the munchies from hell and ate 6 rasberry filled doughnuts...now i am back home and it has been 3 hours since my tavel pipe hit and i feel a warm glow , completly relaxed feeling .

Duration: about 2+ hours and then a slow easy comedown with afterglow..

Overall rating (hate-love etc.): Incredible Blend. one of my top blends of 2011.

Would you use this product again?: oh yes

Additional Comments (if any): I think this is the perfect summer time outside blend...when i took a hit and sat in front of the TV it turned mongy on me and i felt relaxed sleepy, but when i got aup and went , it gave me hours of awesome high happiness energy...Way to go LHS!! Mango madness is a WINNER! Last edited by tibeirious on Tue May 10, 2011 2:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Joe's jungle Berry Blend from www.legalherbalshop.com

Well, I haven't posted a review in a long time, but on this one, I just had to. I don't know if people who reviewed the same product actually reviewed the same product as I, because my experience was unlike any of the reviews I've read... But I digress; allow me to continue:

Product: Joe's Jungle Berry Blend 



Vendor: http://www.legalherbalshop.com   Get it HERE!!

Look,taste, smell etc. in/out of the package (pre-use): Fluffy blend, similar in texture to Chillin XXX, smells fruity, and not as strong smelling as Chillin.

Method of Use (ingest, smoke etc.): Small pipe

Quantity Used in review: 3 small puffs (about the same as with chillin, and around what most reviewers have done).

Taste/Smell in use: Pleasant smell and taste, not harsh at all.

Feel first hit? (If applicable): a little, by #2, it was very noticeable.

Effects / Experience description: Okay, no joke; This is where my review is going to be a serious departure from the others I've read. My experience was radically different than those of others. I felt it creeping in by the 2nd puff. I debated taking that 3rd one, but I did anyway. Nothing could've prepared me for my evening. Maybe it's the fact that I just cleaned the ol' burner. Maybe it's the fact that I had been sick a few days prior, or maybe it's because I've been trying to cut back on cigarettes. My tolerance wasn't an issue though. About 10 minutes in, I was hit with the deepest, darkest, most ethnobotanical experience of my life. My perception of time and space was warped beyond imagination. I began to see the interconnectedness of things as never before; I could see that all that was said to me I knew in advance, and I then came to the realization that all things were moving into singularity, in other words, all things were the same, and interconnected; All roads converged into one point and a greeting could be the end of the world, or dare I say, rapture. there was no such thing as coincidence, because all things were the same; It was as if all that is, or ever was, had co-mingled. The best way I could describe it is to call it "the big bang in reverse", or the merging of all things into a singular thought or state of being. I was able to communicate very well with others, but you shouldn't be watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom on this (during the heart-ripping sacrifice scene, it messed with me bad). Dare I say I went to another level with this stuff, and it's a place I've dared to tread before, but only in certain settings, where the goal was to gain some arcane knowledge or to go on a deep, introspective vision quest. Expect some hardcore visuals, a major body buzz (and not all of it will feel good) and the almighty to be yelling in your face. the berry blend will make you humble, like the iron shiek, so you better be prepared, and make sure you take it a sip at a time, or you'll slip into another dimension unexpectedly, no BS! The experience lasted well over 3 hours. there was some discomfort initially (my head and stomach felt a bit odd), and there was some paranoia, contrary to what others have said, but there was also this feeling of a revelation from God. It was a very intense, spiritual, tribal vision quest that had, at it's peak, revealed to me the true nature of the universe and all things, even if only for a little while. I was not quite prepared for what I experienced, but honestly, it was mind blowing. I took it easy going into it, and many people here know I'm no lightweight, so take me seriously when I say, "Watch your ass with the Joe's Jungle Berry Blend, Show your respect to it, and never underestimate it!"

Duration: 3+ hours

Overall rating (hate-love etc.): Wow, I don't know... It was intense. Would be good in the right setting, with the right mindset, but I'm almost afraid to go there again; Glad I just got a 1 gram sample!

Would you use this product again?: Maybe on a shamanic retreat, or on a summer evening at the beach surrounded by friends, but for an everyday experience... I don't think so.

Additional Comments (if any): This is a serious blend; don't trust the reviews that are out there already; Only experienced psychonauts need apply here. I'm almost too afraid to try the mango madness; I got a sample of that as well. I read the reviews and said to myself, "gee sounds on par with chillin xxx" but guess what people, this will put you on friggin neptune, and leave you there. I'm still feeling a little buzz, and this experience was last night!!! I've never lied in a review... ever... and how would I rate this? how do you rate a conversation with God? because that's what I had last night! no joke! I will give it a big fat one... one being all... one being nothing... and that's about as close to a rating as I will give this blend. do not tread lightly with the jungle berry!!! Seriously, be careful with this one folks! it ain't no joke!